I’ve had my questions about her, before. Like, 2 years ago.
And then, yesterday…
Boy Child, Age 6: “Hey, Grandma, did you know that when money wears out, they destroy it?”
Grandma: “Yes, I did. And did you know that 90% of the money in the world has traces of cocaine on it?”
(Stunned look from me)
Grandma: (shrugs) “What? It’s the truth.”