By noon today, I had pretty much won.
I figured out how to make the fake pockets on my shirt lay flat, without the aid of an iron, or safety pins.
I formulated a plan to (legally) get human remains across an international border.
I got the woman in the public washroom stall next to me to stop having her TMI phone conversation, without saying a single word.
This life thing? Yeah, I’ve clearly got this all figured out.
(I should probably get an advice column. It’s the next logical step.)
Praying to Darwin 
Dang. You must have it figured out if you managed the flat pockets look; they always look so perfect at the shop. The TMI convo lady cracked me up. I wish I could accomplish that, but, even with words, I have failed. And, I think you should tell us more about crossing international borders with human remains, because now, I’m wondering are they fresh? 🙂
So tell us these incredible secrets!
i need to know how you got the TMI lady to shut up. this is incredibly challenging — short of making horrid noises, continuously flushing, or looking under the stall wall and waving while saying “Tell her i said ‘hi'”, i have NO idea how to do this…
I thought this was an advice column.
I like this blog and I think others will too, so I’m nominating you for a Versatile Blogger Award! Go here to see the details! http://theaveragelifeofasecretmom.com/2013/07/30/i-got-that-lovin-feeling/
LOVE IT when ya have days like this!