So……that didn’t happen.
The Man Friend just told me that he really wishes he had woken me up at 4:00 this morning, by jumping up and down on the bed, waving his arms, and yelling at the top of his lungs:
“OH MY GOD! THIS IS IT! WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE! THE WORLD IS FUCKED! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOD!”
I’m really glad he didn’t do that.