Bank Teller: How are THINGS?
Bike Courier: Good, good. House is good, job is good, all good…
Bank Teller: So what are you doing over Christmas?
Bike Courier: Well, Naomi got the same week off as I did, so we’ll be hanging out for a couple of days in that week between Christmas and new years.
BT: ::looks down:: Naomi?
BC: yeah, we’ve been a thing for a while, I guess I have to just admit she’s my girlfriend.
BT: that is GREAT! That is just GREAT!!
BC: we get along great, my family likes her, my brothers and sisters like her…
BT: that is, that is just AWESOME
BC: yeah, I think we’re pretty serious
BT: ::still won’t make eye contact::
BC: and I mean, after the first 2 times, I’m not getting married a 3rd, so this has to be it, right?
BT: ha ha, yeah, I guess it does
BC: because I’m telling you, if this goes south, screw it, I’m just going to be a great big slut.
BT: ::making eye contact again:: ha ha! I suppose you DO!
BC: ::stops making eye contact::