It started innocently enough.
I was having a conversation about wedding rings, and inscriptions. And I ever-so-harmlessly, with absolutely NO malice aforethought said, “You know who has a cool inscription in their wedding rings? Courtney Cox & David Arquette”
“Inside their rings, it says ‘A deal is a deal’. Isn’t that the coolest thing EVER?”
And then, not two hours later, I’m surfing the internet, and THERE IT IS:
Courteney Cox and David Arquette Separate
By Mike Fleeman
Monday October 11, 2010 06:35 PM EDT
Courteney Cox and David Arquette
After 11 years of marriage, Courteney Cox and David Arquette acknowledge they’ve hit more than a few rough patches.
Now the Hollywood pair, who are parents to 6-year-old daughter Coco, have “agreed to a trial separation that dates back for some time,” they say in a statement.
Oh sure, they can say it “dates back for some time”.
But I know.
I did this.
Because that is my super-power, apparently.
I CAN INVOKE BAD SHIT, JUST BY NOTICING HOW AWESOME SOMETHING IS.
(Better not impress me, because then I’ll talk about it, and….it won’t end well. You’ve been warned.)