“One Hot Mama”
I sense hesitancy in my audience when I describe myself as “god’s gift to the ladies.”
Ummm I don’t have any more, but I’ll have you know I can use at least 7 of these words (including the ones in the comments) to describe myself. Oh wait, I have one. Easy-going. Yep, I’m that too:)
Are you counting magically delicious as one word or two?
Also, easy going? The woman who announced to my then one year old son that he’d better behave because “Auntie Pam runs a tight ship”????
Someone needed to reel that kid in…does this post mean that you’re going to stop referring to yourself as one hip, hot-mama?
MILF doesn’t really apply to me…maybe FILF
One cannot self-declare bitchen.
… going to edit my blogger profile now…
Which one did you take out? Come on, you have to tell, now.
RE: MILF… i have an old friend who refers to me as her ‘milhow’ – ‘mother i like to hang out with’. Similar… but different.
“Not a gossip.”
“I hate drama” = drama queen.
Unless it’s in writing. Then, I’ll allow it.
randomly found your blog. I love it.
thought I would nominate “nice” for the list
as in “I’m one of those nice guys women always say doesn’t exist”
I have learned from helping too many friends through too many bad breakups, self proclaimed “nice guys” almost always turn out to be assholes
that said, I’m not a “nice guy”
My favourite is always “I don’t care what people think about me.”
Then why would people need to know that about you?
It’s not funny because it’s so transparent, though. It’s funny because they actually seem to believe it.
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