Husband: I don’t get it. Why is Jay-Z such a big deal?
Me: Well, he’s got 99 problems, but a bitch ain’t one. Can you say that? Can you?
Husband: Yeah, whatever, seriously, why?
Me: I’m just sayin’, on the street, he’s kind of a big deal…
Traitorous, Heretofore Silent Sister of Mine: Ooooh, yeah Gin, you really know what’s going down on “the street”, don’t you?
Husband: Maybe “Sesame Street”…
And then I go to bed.