Scene: Saturday Night, My Living Room
Me: Wow, yet another troll comment. And this one broke out the C-word.
Me: Um, hello, someone just called your wife a cunt, this doesn’t bother you at all?
Husband, Uh, I thought we were laughing them off, I mean, you’ve had like, a ton of positive comments, and just a few troll ones…
Me: Yeah, well I’m still upset. And I don’t know why you’re not. And you never stand up for me, and…(lapses into nonsensical disgusted sounds)
Scene: My Living Room, Sunday Morning
Me: Sorry I was bitchy last night. I guess I just thought maybe your inner cave-man, protective instincts might come out when someone says something bad about me.
Husband: Yeah, but it was ONE guy!
Me: Yeah but…
Husband: Ginny, let me put it in a language I know you understand: “You take the good. You take the bad. You take them both, and there, you have – the Facts of Life.”
He had a point.