Who doesn’t love free stuff? For some people, it’s a duffel bag with the company logo emblazoned on it. Maybe not the coolest item, but damn handy when you’re packing for a road trip that you don’t think your Vuitton can stand up to.
Some people are lucky enough to get actual good shit from their place of work – thank yous in the form of jewelery, gift cards, hell, even electric toothbrushes.
And the really lucky people get swag by association – like tagging along on a spouse’s work trip, for a free vacation.
But I’m a plumber’s wife. And while it may sound glamorous, the reality? Not so much.
Owen came home the other day.
“Hey, I got a free shirt from the wholesalers. But the neck is too tight. You want it?”
Silly boy. I think you know that I do!
Go ahead, feast your eyes on the name of the company you’ve never heard of, the inscrutable piece of heating? cooling? plumbing? equipment depicted, or the inherent, all-encompassing orangeness of it.
(Try not to vomit, from the sheer jealousy.)
But if you’ve read this site for any amount of time, you know I’m a swell chick. An all-around nice gal. A giver.
So, if you can think of any use for this shirt in your own life, or you just truly desire it ever so much, let me know.
I will mail it to you.
(Provided you send a picture of it’s end use.) (No dirties.)