For once and for all, let’s work this out.
Pedestrians of This City:
I will do my best to get my driving brethern and sistern to finally, once and for all, understand that this sign:
does NOT mean “Forward Moon-Walking Encouraged!”, or “Decapitated Walkers Only!”. That even if there isn’t a cop around, the decent thing to do is stop. And that the five seconds we spend stopping for you is more than compensated for by the warm air blowing at us from the vents.
I need you to repeat after me:
“I will not wear white after Labor Day.”
Because when you dress all in white,
in the middle of a BLIZZARD
I cannot see your idiot ass until I am running over it.
Do we have a deal?