Last weekend I opened an email that my service provider had thoughtfully wrapped in several layers of protection, having vetted it as obvious spam. It was an invitation from a friend who wanted me to sign up on Twitter. (Did my internet host know something I didn’t?)
So I signed up. But I have some questions:
Where are you guys? Do you have clever screen names I can’t begin to guess at? Have you eschewed the entire movement? Has Twitter already jumped the shark? Is it already at the stage Facebook got to, where your third grade buddy’s grandma was requesting the privilege of your friendship? Why did some of you start, then stop? Will I run out of crap to blog about if I’m putting my inane little thoughts into the form of Twitter updates?
While you’re coming up with my answers, I’ll be amusing myself with this: