Today’s post is addressed to one person in particular.
I’m sorry, sir/ma’am. I don’t know your name. But you’re here a lot. Almost daily.
You get here by using the search term “albino vagina”.
Since we’ve not been properly introduced, I can only guess at what it is that you’re actually looking for.
Perhaps you’re not familiar with the “Bookmark” function in your browser, and the only way you know to get back here every day is to type that curious little phrase into google. But I’m not conceited enough to believe that’s the answer. I want to help you in your quest, I really do. Here’s what I’ve come up with:
Perhaps you’re dating a paler lass. An “albino”, if you will. She’s not “giving up the play”, as the kids say. But you’re curious, as to the nature of what she’s got going on down there, with her lady business. Well, according to the “experts” at WikiAnswers, the vagina of an albino would indeed be pink, like the insides of their mouths.
Or, maybe you’re a musician. And you feel like all the good band names have been taken. Whilst high in your mom’s basement, you and your buddies came up with “Albino Vagina”. It does, indeed, rock. You’re not quite ready to go public with it yet, but you like to troll the internet, making sure no one else takes it. So far, so good. The Canonical List of Weird Band Names confirms that no one beat you to the punch. But you’d better step lively, because someone’s already used “Albino Toilet Boys”.
Finally, your search sounded a little like you’re looking for some kind of creature, perhaps a wild animal. Here in Canada, we had a delightful series for this purpose, called “Hinterland Who’s Who.” Here’s the closest I could come:
Hope that helps. Godspeed, sir/madam!