‘Memba me? I’m your blog. The one you said you’d never go more than 3 days without updating. Any of this ringing a bell? Soooo, what’s goin’ on? Things are pretty quiet around here. Was it something I said? Something I did? Where’s the love? You’ve turned me into the red-headed stepchild
of the internet. Just come back, alright? ‘Cause I’m getting kinda lonely/scared/tired/hungry/bored…
Love and high expectations,
P to D
Oh, you irrepressible little scamp! You’re like a cyber Danny deVito, you are! Ir. Re. Pressible.
First of all, you owe an apology to any red-headed stepchildren who read used to read this blog. You’re being unnecessarily saucy, and perpetuating a damaging stereotype. (Even if it’s true). I can only assume you’re lashing out as a bid for my attention.
I’m sorry. I know this sounds lame, but I just haven’t been feelin’ it. And I can’t fake it. I’ve already done more than my yearly limit of memes. Nothing cool from YouTube came across my screen. And that god damned Rassles got me all hooked on the Sporcle.
I’ll try harder. I’ll mix with the common people, try to let stuff happen, write that shit down. I pinky swear.
Continuing to do what I can,