OnePlusYou Quizzes and Widgets
I went to this website. I typed in my blog’s address. I got my rating.
I felt all tough. Looked at myself in the mirror and said, “Fuckin’ RIGHTS I got an NC-17! That’s how I roll!”
Then I looked at how they arrived at the rating. They’re looking for the incidence of certain keywords, words that will indicate your degree of badassness.
The words that got me banned in 16 states?
“Shit” Yup, I do like that word.
“Fucking” Mmm hmm, that’s right.
“Dead/death” What now?
“Bitch” Bitch? Really?
Wow. For all they know I could be writing some Christian Dog Lover’s Blog, all innocence and sweetness, talking about how my beloved female dog went to be with the Lord.
And finally, my personal favorite word that gives me street cred:
If you’ll excuse me, there’s a group of preschoolers somewhere who are NOT appropriate for themselves. I need to take care of this.