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Comment on What’s This, Then? by return to max saves ginny’s marriage « celluloid blonde

return to max saves ginny’s marriage « celluloid blonde — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 11:31:34 +0000

[...] has this — Hot new arborist. According to Ginny, he is hot in an “I fix shit and I’m strong and the wattage of my smile [...]

Comment on “To you from failing hands we throw the torch” by nursemyra

nursemyra — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 09:22:08 +0000

I always cry on Remembrance Day too

Comment on What to Buy the Anal-Retentive Paranoid SAHM on Your List, This Holiday Season by sremmus

sremmus — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 08:07:26 +0000

When I was reading your story I thought that you were going to show a picture of safety glasses, good call on the eye wash station, you just never know what might fly into an unprotected eye.

Comment on What to Buy the Anal-Retentive Paranoid SAHM on Your List, This Holiday Season by Monty

Monty — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 04:31:45 +0000

That warning would make me want to paint it over and over again. Pathetic I know, but I do have a distinct aversion to authority after all.

Comment on What to Buy the Anal-Retentive Paranoid SAHM on Your List, This Holiday Season by A Free Man

A Free Man — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 04:26:23 +0000

I can’t imagine it would do anything to the value of your house except bring it way up. I mean, who wouldn’t want an eye wash station next to the microwave.

By the way, I can totally hook you up.

Comment on What to Buy the Anal-Retentive Paranoid SAHM on Your List, This Holiday Season by Ginny

Ginny — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 23:47:14 +0000

Oh no, I’d never whine. I’d just suffer quietly, then throw the whole mess in the garbage, and cry in a private and dignified manner.

Comment on What to Buy the Anal-Retentive Paranoid SAHM on Your List, This Holiday Season by Ginny

Ginny — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 23:46:31 +0000

They wouldn’t be cool to anyone but me. Like tap shoes. Or a bargain bin copy of L.L. Cool J’s autobiography. Or a dream journal that was intended for 10 year old girls. Each one, spectacularly perfect.

(As to Dyson, I’m starting to doubt them. Because their hand dryers, which were touted as revolutionary? Aren’t, in my experience.)

Comment on What to Buy the Anal-Retentive Paranoid SAHM on Your List, This Holiday Season by Ginny

Ginny — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 23:44:24 +0000

But what will the nitrogen do to my eye? This is what happened with that old lady who swallowed the fly, or so I’ve been led to believe…

Comment on What to Buy the Anal-Retentive Paranoid SAHM on Your List, This Holiday Season by Ginny

Ginny — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 23:43:34 +0000

I had a comment typed wherein I told you to grow up. But then I read your comment again and giggled uncontrollably. Floater. Hee hee hee hee.

Comment on What to Buy the Anal-Retentive Paranoid SAHM on Your List, This Holiday Season by Ginny

Ginny — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 23:42:24 +0000

Really makes you wonder how seriously messed up the “geniuses” we all know and respect really are, doesn’t it?