What the Well-Heeled Hobo Will Be Sporting, This Fall

As I culled his closet, and packed up the cast-offs for donation to charities, I couldn’t help but be a little wistful.

Wistful that I would probably never get to see the look of “Whatever in the fuck shall I do with these?” on the face of the down-on-his-luck gentleman who was handed a pair of golf sandals.

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11 responses to “What the Well-Heeled Hobo Will Be Sporting, This Fall

  1. Are you kidding? Footjoys?! I’d wear the shit outta those ………

  2. You always leave me smiling, even if there’s sometimes a touch of sadness in the smile.

  3. it takes a lot of balls…

  4. What color socks do you think go best with those?

  5. I’d rock those bad boys with a pair of soccer socks that come up to my knees… yes i know, i’ m a bad ass. Glad you enjoyed your trip to the Burgh, where we do specialize in food designed to maim and clog, there are some great places to eat though and if you come back you should try my friend, the hot shit chef’s restuarant called Salt of the Earth.

  6. Color of sock doesn’t matter. The strappy garter things to hold up said socks are a requirement, however.

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